Although not technically my first trip to Costco (I snuck in over fifteen years ago when my son had a birthday party at the nearby bowling alley and walked around the store eating free samples of all their food offerings), this was my first adventure to the mecca of shopping for massive quantities of crap nobody in their right mind needs. (My apologies to all my high school and college English instructors for that last sentence… and this one.)
Alright, I give up. I’ll go to Costco.
Alright, I give up. I’ll go to Costco.
Alright, I give up. I’ll go to Costco.
Although not technically my first trip to Costco (I snuck in over fifteen years ago when my son had a birthday party at the nearby bowling alley and walked around the store eating free samples of all their food offerings), this was my first adventure to the mecca of shopping for massive quantities of crap nobody in their right mind needs. (My apologies to all my high school and college English instructors for that last sentence… and this one.)